THE LEARNED SQUIB WITH ADESINA OGUNLANA: THE APPELLANT PRESIDENCY

 

Dear and wonderful  BANDITS,

I am on my knees

appealing to you in the name of Allah 

to release those varsity students now in your care ,

My namee is simply  BUHARI 

Please forget the President  title part of it 

As for the COMMANDER - IN-CHIEF thing 

Na mere decoration o , 

I ,myself have long thrown it away,

I only use the title and decoration 

do SHAKARA 

Against activists , protesters and ordinary , yeye fifu 

Not before GREAT and SUPERIOR  personalities like YOU 

Please consider  the prayers of your humble APPELLANT 

An old , sick , just "manage- manage" tired Bubu 

And it will continue to be well with you ,

NAGODE ,

Thank you SIRS ,

Be assured of my highest esteemed regards.

SIGNED 

Buhari Daura